Monday, December 1

My wife makes me laugh. 

Today she told me she does  not want to go to Las Vegas this summer on vacation! And that I should go with my friends! 
 
Wait till she finds out my friends are Strippers and Porn Stars!!
 
Think I can still go without her?

Then the other night  I was at a Christmas Party, talking to a Very Pretty Girl!
 
As soon as my wife saw me talking to this pretty girl, she came over to me and works into the conversation that we've been married 23 years!!
 
Why does my wife have to Cramp My Style?!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Strippers and porn stars as friends? Only in a man's world. Mostly single men or really rich men that can afford to hide the truth.

My wife? Can cramp my style. But marriage is life sentence. What are you going to do? Be a statistic and get a divorce?

David Bronstein said...

Viewing marriage as a "life sentence" is not a great outlook, my friend!

Unknown said...

Good day...
Nice topic and one that can definitely take many directions.
As far as your wife's behavior...I commend her for being tactful, yet effective way of getting your attention.

I agree with David ...to view something so cherished as a marriage commitment as 'a life sentence' is very negative.

DorothyL

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