New Blog!!

The new blog is up and running! Please change your links to 

http://bronsteinsblogtv.com

Daily Vlog: Dinner with Andrea!

Daily Vlog: Cleaning Lady

Daily Video Log!

Daily Vlog: Christmas Shopping for Bank Manager!

Hanukkah with the Bronsteins!!

I bought my wife a pair of silk pajamas for Hanukkah!

 

On one leg I had printed.."Merry Christmas"..and the other Leg.."Happy New Year"!

 

I'm hoping she'll invite me in-between the Holidays!!

Daily Vlog: My Wife has Germs and Touches Everything in the Car!!

David Bronstein looking for shooting locations for new game show IN TORONTO!

Every​one,​

David​ Brons​tein is looki​ng for three​ locat​ions to shoot​ his new game show,​ LOBID​, for next week Decem​ber 18th/​19th!​!​ He is looki​ng for speci​fic locat​ions:​ an elect​ronic​s/​enter​tainm​ent store​,​ a video​ game store​ with Wii/​Guita​r Hero avail​able,​ a mobil​e store​ selli​ng iPhon​es and a wild/​excit​ing dance​ club to shoot​ in!

Pleas​e see game show infor​matio​n at the botto​m of this messa​ge.​

The crew will be small​:​ 1 camer​aman,​ 1 sound​ guy, and 1 prod.​ assis​tant
plus David​ Brons​tein and.​.​and appro​x.​ 5-10 girls​ as Hosts​/​Model​s.​

The crew will not disru​pt daily​ store​ activ​ity and no big cable​s/​light​s/​etc will be trail​ed throu​gh the store​!​

It will be GREAT​ expos​ure for the store​s being​ used and great​ publi​city!​

All we need is a backg​round​ of TV'​s/​phone​s/​video​ game syste​ms/​etc.​

Must be locat​ed IN Toron​to!​

If you can help us out, pleas​e conta​ct David​ direc​tly at tvbig​shot@​roger​s.​com or his assis​tant,​ Jenni​fer at jmbes​t@​gmail​.​com 

Thank​ you in advan​ced!​

LOBID​ is a new game show with host,​ David​ Brons​tein and his famil​iar entou​rage of beaut​iful ladie​s.​ Viewe​rs bid at home via their​ mobil​e phone​s.​ The goal is to bid the LOWES​T UNIQU​E BID! Prize​s will inclu​de TV'​s,​ Phone​s,​ games​,​ etc - for as low as ONE PENNY​!​

I went to Victoria Secret..to buy my lingerie for my wife

 

I didn''t  know her size.

 

A customer walked in built just like my wife...same size,  same look..same build...

 

I walked over to the customer and said...

 

"Excuse Me Sir".....

My Wife is Mucusy!

My wife wakes up and says to me "Dave, I'm very mucusy!" Not "Good morning, Dave - how did you sleep?" or "Did you have any crazy dreams?" No..she mucusy!

What a thing to wake up to!

In NEED of a Talented Web Designer!

David Bronstein is looking for a web designer to work closely with him and his assistant, Jennifer Best to create his NEW website. We need someone ASAP to get the site up and running in the next couple days - if interested please contact David at tvbigshot@rogers.com or Jennifer at jmbest@gmail.com

Thank you!

I came home late from the office with a dozen long-stemmed roses for my wife!

 

My wife opened the door and said..."I guess now you expect me to spead my legs!"

 

I said..."Why? You Don;t Have A Vase?!"

Daily Vlog: My Son Steals My Shaving Cream

I don't get it! My Son steals my shaving cream! He's 14! He's got two hairs growing out of his chin and I still can't keep a bottle of shaving cream around!

A Bakery Visit

I bought bagel loxx and cream cheese spread at the Bakery...It didn't taste right.

 

I told the people at the bakery, and they said no one else complained!

 

Is that supposed to mean it tastes good?

 

It means..nobody else complained..but the Cream cheese and lox..still tastes lousy!!

IN SEARCH of 5 HOT WOMEN to CO-HOST

David​ Brons​tein is curre​ntly on the searc​h for 5 of the hotte​st girls​ in Toron​to to co-​host a new game show that start​s shoot​ing NEXT WEEK!​!​ Any women​ inter​ested​ pleas​e conta​ct David​ or his assis​tant,​ Jenni​fer at tvbig​shot@​rogers.com or jmbest@gmail.com and inclu​de a brief​ bio and pictu​res/​video​s ASAP.​ 

This could​ be your chanc​e to becom​e known​!​!​ David makes people famous!

Pleas​e be 18 and over!​ Thank​ you!

Updates!

My assistant/web producer is building me a whole new site! I Will give you all the link when it's up and running! In the meantime, keep checking here for daily updates, video blogs and a look into my CRAZY life! 

Here's the latest video blog on facebook: The Breakfast Adventure!

I have a meeting today with a BIg Shot Talent Agent!

 

I just signed with a Big Shot Hollywood  Talent Manager!

 

I'm re-editing MY Zoom Dating TV Show, from Las Vegas to air on TV IN Las Vegas!

 

I bought a bagel this morning..and the Lox and Creme cheese didn;t taste right...I had to return it for a Bagel and Smoked Salmon. Think I'm Jewish?

Busy days!

American Stripper

As I'm sure you're aware I've had the great opportunity to work with Ron Jeremy on our latest project, American Stripper! Of course, it's been labeled TOO HOT FOR TV but you can catch all the hot action by buying your very own DVD's of American Stripper. You can get behind the scenes footage of the girls, and VIP footage! For a small preview of what you can get, click here.

For $19.95 you can get the girls right in your living room!

Latest Vlog

Bakery Visit

Shoppers Drug Mart vs Metro!

I just bought Soft Soap at Metro.

 

I used to buy soft soap at Shoppers Drug mart..but Shoppers Drug Mart always charges $3.79.

On the weekend I noticed Metro charged $2.49, but I didn't need soap on the weekend.

 

Today I needed soap..I went to Metro..and bought soft soap for $2.49.

 

I then went to Shoppers Drug Mart to buy Light Bulbs..and I went to the soft soap section.

 

Today Shoppers Drug Mart has Soft Soap on Sale...$1.99!!!

 

My wife makes me laugh. 

Today she told me she does  not want to go to Las Vegas this summer on vacation! And that I should go with my friends! 

 

Wait till she finds out my friends are Strippers and Porn Stars!!

 

Think I can still go without her?

Then the other night  I was at a Christmas Party, talking to a Very Pretty Girl!

 

As soon as my wife saw me talking to this pretty girl, she came over to me and works into the conversation that we've been married 23 years!!

 

Why does my wife have to Cramp My Style?!